December 2011
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If you're not reading my tags you're missing the...
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me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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How teens and adults text:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
Walks into chair
Chair: sorry
Me: what
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Watchsachimo:
times where i thought it was taking a picture but it was actually taking a video omg
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Scapegoating within families →
“Stop trying to win the favor of a parent who did not like you when you were growing up. A parent who rejects their child has some severe personality disturbance and is not likely to change. The best you can do is understand the underlying dynamic of your parent and try to come to peace with this on your own. Don’t expect the parent to “own” up to their mistreatment. Most likely, they...
“The fact that there was any debate over whether to call in experts on such a...”
– Joshua Kopstein, Dear Congress, It’s No Longer OK To Not Know How The Internet Works (via drinkyourjuice) This friends, is the most important article you’ll read today. (via shortformblog)
“No wonder some women are unconsciously passive aggressive when expressing anger,...”
– Why Women Aren’t Crazy (via lagrandefille)
I hate when people claim that women are crazy or complicated or don’t know what they want because fuck you. When a woman is vocal about her opinions, desires, feelings, you call her a bitch or crazy or hysterical. Women have been taught that the only way...
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Watchstelena8:
prettylittleliarss:
New episode premieres January 2nd. Preview Video # 3
OMG DO THEY KNOW.
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bumping into someone you almost kind of know ever...
Me: uhhh
Person: alright?
Me: hey
Person: good christmas?
Me: yes...you?
Person: yes
Me: um bye
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Watchwhims-of-a-feminist:
chlofrazzles:
pookie-is-a-corewhore:
7ns:
drawingcheezers:
tannanana:
fattiesinlove:
These are the exact words I will say to my child in the future.
Except when he is three and I walk in on him eating pudding.
ksjdfkhashfksjdk
LMAO. this has to be on my blog….Oh gosh xDDD
me
omg
LOL WHAT
I love how the kid is just so fucking stoic the whole time...
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
boostyouresteem:
A trainer at the gym just told me about a self-defense class. At first I thought he was just advertising this new class, so I was like, ‘okay, cool. I mean I’m probably going to toss this flyer in the trash…’ Then he added in, ‘You’re so small and pretty, and it’s dangerous out there for women.’
I know he wasn’t intending to be offensive, but it’s just continuing to reinforce...
When you're at school and you see someone who has...
