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rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | 264,364 notes

yahooentertainment:

We are all Josh Hutcherson

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | 179,878 notes

relahvant:

petition for being awake before 10 to be illegal

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | 29,238 notes
biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped


the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

(Source: utorment)

8 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | 34,848 notes

(Source: clamjob)

8 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | 264,634 notes

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

8 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | 16,182 notes
2002bape:

when u start to realize she kinda annoying

2002bape:

when u start to realize she kinda annoying

8 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | 9,534 notes

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

8 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | 25,816 notes

mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(Source: mellowminty)

8 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | 166,770 notes

crystallized-teardrops:

life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet

8 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | 92,152 notes

whoredinarygirl:

i am so sorry if you have school tomorrow

(Source: whoredinarygirl)

8 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | 22,128 notes
theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

(Source: 4GIFs.com)

8 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | 68,382 notes

charmancler:

is that twilight

(Source: idreamofjimmy)

9 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | 228,220 notes

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

9 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | 151,897 notes

flrebender:

*posts selfie*

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1 day ago on April 22nd, 2014 | 149,427 notes